Intrigue! Horror!
Yesterday..
Me: Is it just me or do you find the whole Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise pairing disturbing and awkward?
J: ...
J: no way
Me: You haven't seen them?! They're everywhere!!
J: i've been in meetings!
Me: Watching them kiss is about as exciting as licking the sidewalk.
And today...
Me: You wanna see something scary?
J: how scary?
Me: Very scary.
J: ewwww!!!!!
J: he gave her the herpes.
Me: I freaked.
J: so scary...did she know those were there?
J: did she?!?!
Me: How could she miss them?!
J: i think they were photoshopped.
Me: If your face cracked and oozed wouldn't you notice?
Me: Did you see the up close shot?!
J: i did...but it could have been photoshopped.
Me: No way. He herped Joey.
J: ew!!! it's herpes, dawson...the HERPES!
Me: That one sore is bigger than Van Der Beek's head.
Me: Why do I always want to call him Beeker?
Something Vague by Erratic Prophet @ 4:43 PM
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eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. You know they are all the "talk" down here, of course nicole being aussie an all, everyone is bagging Tom!
Ha! There's a pic here http://youlookbeautifullikethat.blogspot.com/2005/05/it-must-be-love-love-love.html
Chris- We thrive on going too far.
Michelle- This is his most disturbing coupling by far.
Viv- Hee! Love it!
If it was me, I wouldn't go out in public like that...
As for the couple in general, it's Tarzan and Tom, umm I mean Jane
Edana- I would drape myself in veils if necessary, but I would not be caught going out looking like that! Celebrities don't think like the rest of us.
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